hugerez:

guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance

disney ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara…smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she’s a tiny fucking alien

guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?

disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife

isnt this the post that got debunked a while back saying the character was actually designed by a little girl who won a contest…..

does dirk eat swords whole or does he chew them I need to know

smallmetal:

dirk is a man of class, a savant of the culinary arts. he has multiple ways of eating his swords. he may fry, bake, barbecue, grill, roast, foam, flambé, glaze, juice, slow cook, stew, or even cream his swords. he knows how to enjoy a good meal, with classy sides and tasty toppings. 

consumed-by-musicals:

smol-anxiety-bean:

marthastarr:

otto-rocket:

otto-rocket:

otto-rocket:

imageFirst day of life up until 6th grade imageJumped all the way to Freshman year of High Schoolimage

imageThen I cut my hair Junior year, why did I do thatimageSlowly it started growing back and then….imageI finally felt comfortable to express myself (the picture on the left was my debut)image

At this point in my transition I am 6 months into HRTimage

A year on HRTimage

Over a year and a half on hormones. My transition hasn’t been the clearest path but I am so happy that I am on it.

Update:

2 years since my coming out 

2 years on hrt

2.3 years on hrt

2 and a half years on hormones 

Its been a while since I’ve done an update so here it goes

At this point I am 3 years into my Hormone Replacement Therapy. I’m thriving. 

These pictures were taken days apart and I am 3 and a half years into my medical transition (The picture on the right was also posted by Instagram on all their major social media handles attached with an interview I did with them for International Women’s Month)

During this time I was 4 years into HRT. Clearly living for it.

I am currently 4 and a half years into HRT, 5 years into socially transitioning, 6 years into when i first came out to my community around me and I’m loving life more than I ever thought I would. 

I need to save that post to remind myself that
“Heaven needs time to render”.
SUCH AN INSPIRATION!!!

Oh my god she is so pretty

I’m literally crying she’s so beautiful

dumbasian:

straightboyfriend:

omg tumblypoos???? has anyone heard of water??? its particles are so smol they are cute lil cinnamon buns???? & if you drink it cold it tastes so good???? it has no taste but like its so refreshing why is no one talking about this lol….

this post is gonna crawl out of the computer and kill me

I mean if you were that worried about it being canon Vriska’s Mindfang outfit is clearly a dress so it’s a cool idea but it’s lookin bad for BPM

timaeus-gnostic:

pr0spit:

yeah but is mindfang ebony dark’ness dementia raven way? does she describe what she’s wearing in full detail at the beginning of every journal entry?

my n8me is marquise aranea spinn’eret serket mindfang and i have long spidery 8lack hair (that’s how i got my name) with 8lue streaks and orange tips that reaches my mid-8ack and icey 8lue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me i look like amylee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). i’m not rel8ed to troll gerard way 8ut i wish i was 8ecause he’s a major fucking hottie. i’m a troll 8ut my teeth are str8 and white. i have grayish gray skin. i wear mostly 8lue and 8lack. for example tod8 i was wearing a 8lack top with 8lue lace around it and a 8lack leather jacket, 8lue and 8lack pants, and 8lack combat 8oots. I was wearing 8lack lipstick, gray foundation, black eyeliner and 8lue eye shadow. i was walking outside. it was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which i was very happy a8out. a lot of low8loods stared at me. i put up my middle finger at them.