i know what youre all thinking ohhh he just hates dirk and john being shipped with anyone whos not each other which, yeah i get how my #shipping #opinions might come off that way altho its not true. johndave is solid. johnkat is solid. dirkj**e is solid even though everyone who goes hard for it in this the year of our lord 2018 is the kind of weirdo who calls themselves an “anti-anti” or whatever. what else. hmmm. i havent thought enough about john/sollux to know if its solid but i like the idea of them meeting through major league esports and getting into a fistfight somehow
It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.
My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.
Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.
“It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…” my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. “Yes,” I say, “but not like this… Never like this…”
this is like unearthing an ancient fossil, or some pristine untouched greek vase depicting an old myth. i can carbon date the .jpeg compression on this post
@dragoncrocs w-will you…go to tumblr prom with me…?
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