Tag: i’m out of ideas for a queue tag. this is it btw

doge-w-a-bloge:

barfy:

vzmp:

no offence but nothing will ever be more emotionally impacting then ‘despite everything, it’s still you’

be straightforward with you. 

my brother’d really like to see a human…

so, y’know. it’d really help me out, 

if you kept pretending to be one. 

#jesus god both of these lines have the exact same intensity for polar opposite emotions #also we cant forget at the end of an almost-genocide where alphys becomes queen and she says #“i should have killed you when i had the chance” and then hangs up and thats thr last line in the game #hhhhoooooohhh

slightmayhem:

mugwomps:

beachdeath:

the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.

I’m sorry you put you thru this but I can’t help laughing

“i am sorry you put you through this” is for real the best phrase i have heard in 2018