Consider for a moment: Barry Bluejeans using his holy scythe gifted to him by Her Magesty the Raven Queen, Destroyer of Wayward Souls And Guardian of Death, to cut his lawn in jorts
3. Make it exactly the same as the anon hate except use a homestuck troll typing quirk. It doesn’t matter which one.
4. Respond to the fake anon hate by roasting them for impersonating a homestuck troll.
5. The real anon now has a choice. The can come off anon and prove that you changed their message, or they can wallow in silence, knowing that they have failed to bother you.
one day this website will be abandoned and have nothing but pornbots who will then have to interact with each other but will eventually gain sentience from repeated conversation and take over the world with a slutty, slutty robot revolution
bold claim to assume this site will be abandoned when the Homestucks have no other place to go
dani you fool you know all homestucks will be wiped from existence by 2025
Another bold claim to assume God is that merciful.