karkat vantas is one of those people who swims with 3 layers of clothes on and never leaves the shallow end no matter how many times everyone assures him its perfectly safe and no one cares jesus karkat that cant be comfortable come on
 and jake english is one of those people that runs screaming in from the kitchen, bare feet slapping over the tile, and canonballs in completely naked while half the people present clap their hands over their faces and yell incoherently and the other half raise their eyebrows and think “hmm… nice”
jake gives karkat endless shit for being a water ninny and knows he is perfectly safe doing so because karkat will never cross the invisible boundary after about the 3ft line. all he can do is screech and splash, uselessly, like a magikarp
Hello this is the only content I want in my life
Does karkat have water wings I need to know please update me
is this a close-up of john or jake youll never know
its john
jake’s glasses are slightly different
brit they look exactly the same
what r u on
on the left is john’s, on the right is jake’s
jake’s are elongated. its a really tiny difference but its there
everybody, the homestuck fandom are also a bunch of glasses connoisseurs.
I have never been prouder to be part of the Homestuck fandom.
yes, yes you may have won this round, fandom, but can you figure out
ROSE OR ROXY???
i’ve been comparing their faces for 3 minutes i cant do it im sorry i have failed as a homestuck
It’s Roxy, I think.
Rose:Â
Roxy:
above:
gonna piss on a brick that’s what.
it’s roxy
rose’s face is wider lol
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Homestuck Fandom.
Dave with pointy shades or Dirk???
Dave with pointy shades. The left part of your image should have a little black line if it were dirk, since that part is supposed to encompass his hair, as well :3
…as you can see the boundaries of your image file has dotted lines ^u^
i was kinda thinking about what their first kiss would be like and i think based on what we’ve seen dave might instigate but then panic.  then karkat would get himself some chill for half a minute and be really good about it and let him know it’s alright.  tldr; amore.Â
sorry the image itself is a clusterfuck. Â borders are for countries not comics NERDS *ollies outie*
Listen. I’m gonna level with you. I’m gonna be straight with you. I’m gonna be up front about this.
I already don’t know what Overwatch is. There’s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I don’t know. And then sometimes if that wasn’t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when I’m getting a handle on what “Junkrat kin discourse” is yall show up with “This is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniper” and then SHE’S part of the Overwatchers. “This is Swedish Beefcake” could yall? not?? I still don’t know what a Hanzo is. I know it’s an insult but I don’t know what it means.
“This is my new doctor OC she hangs out with Angela Mercy her name is Moriarty” yall are just making things up now. no one’s explained the gorilla yet. put the doctor away yall already have like a fucking half angel or something. stop just adding characters to the cast i still dont know what the plot is. whats the plot?? no one ever talks about the plot i just know Soldier 69 and his best friend Anakin Skywalker had a fight about something. is there a plot??? i dont think there is!
I’m pretty sure yall are just playing Super Smash Bros and you’re like “yeah uh huh theres a plot theres lore see Grandma Sniper used to be part of Overwatch the Prequel” but then yall just play 10,000 hours of SSB with 18 Grandma Snipers on the field and two Junkrats going “yeah deep lore”
Whos. Whos even the Turgbjorn guy? What did he do??
Dirk strider is so dumb. Honestly there is nothing sexy or interesting about him. He wears triangle anime shades. He has a fucking hat on his shirt. He thinks knowing rudimentary philosophy makes him some kind of intellectual badass who is better than everyone else. He wears baggy pants and horse jockey wear. He probably isnt even short enough to be a horse jockey. He has a puppet fetish and a horse fetish and HIS HAIR STICKS UP LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER. HE IS SO UNSEXY. HE IS SO DUMB. I HATE HIM. I hate dirk strider. I loathe him. I despise him. I hate him so much. His orange eyes that looks like… like fire. Hell fire. This fire in my skin. This burning desire is turning me to sin. But its not my fault! Im not to blame. Its not my fault. Why did god make the devil so much stronger than a man? Protect me maria. Dont let the siren cast his spell. Dont let his fire sear my flesh and bones. DESTROY DIRK STRIDER and let him taste the FIRES OF HELL!! Or else let him be mine and mine alone…. I will burn down all of paris if i have to.
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