timaeus-gnostic:

timaeus-gnostic:

timaeus-gnostic:

gt jade hc: she inherited the “love of jade” trait everyone who somehow got merged with bec got and now she is very loyal to herself

jade: begins to fall after tripping

bec instincts: OH NO HELP JADE

jade: wraps arms around self and teleports safely on a couch

jade: is near something loud

bec instincts: oh NO that thing is THREATENING JADE. BARK. BARK BARK BARK! SCARE IT AWAY

jade: tiny woof

blackberryshawty:

fearofpop:

sallyyates:

everythinglung:

factsinallcaps:

LOOK I OBVIOUSLY VERY PASSIONATELY DISLIKE FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE WALKER BUSH AND I GENUINELY THINK HE’S A BAD PERSON AND WISH HIM NOTHING BUT ILL FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, BUT I JUST STUMBLED UPON A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE, AND I’M JUST GOING TO LINK YOU TO IT RATHER THAN SUMMARIZE, WHICH DEMONSTRATES THAT MAYBE WE DIDN’T MOCK HIM HARD ENOUGH

Tag yourself I’m Sit Room Guy

Do people really not remember that Bush was (in)famous for giving people nicknames?

Dear lord

I’m Shoes

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

and just. i can’t even imagine a standstill internet, but that very well could be what dirk and roxy went through. a silent world, not only in the physicality, but in the digital world, as well. having to scroll back past the archives, past the calls for help, past the mass suffering, to a world they could pretend wasn’t long dead, long drowned. it’s incredibly fucked up.

and the inverse is JUST as fucked up. through skaia shenanigans they could have been limited to the internet from Jake and Jane’s time, but that would also mean that Dirk and Roxy would have had the opportunity to communicate with their predecessors, however choosing not to, wrestling with the fact that it didn’t matter WHAT they did, the world and their misplaced gaurdians would still die. wild