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Tag: i’m out of ideas for a queue tag. this is it btw
Rose Lalonde, draped over a loveseat in silk finery with her neck covered in pearls like a Victorian woman who’s just had a fainting spell: You’re so dramatic, Karkat.
Karkat Vantas, looking over his shoulder from the balcony where he’s wearing a rumpled suit and holding a glass with some drink in it: Not as much as you, Lalonde.
me, tossing mediocre content into the internet void: Validate Me
*hanging out with artists* god i could fuck a coffee (they all murmur in agreement)
you: *At a funeral*
me: I’m so sorry for your | || || |_
you, through tears: How the fuck did you just say that with your mouth

top comment on a “pettiest reason you stopped dating someone” thread sincerely knocked the wind out of me







