hellenhighwater:

shinelikethunder:

cupofcoffin:

Hot adulting tip: make a “responsibilitysona” and roleplay them when you have chores to do

#this is Neurotypical Karen and she enjoys having good sleep hygeine & returning phone calls (via @deadpanwalking)

I find that if I’m wearing Real Adult Business Clothes my worksona can do things like call people and check my inbox, whereas pajamas hellen mostly wants to shovel hamburgers into her face and set things on fire. 

failure-artist:

stabbysideblog:

failure-artist:

trizza-tethis:

wakraya:

GUESS WHO JUST CALCULATED THE ACTUAL SIZE OF A SNAKE CHERUB’S HEAD.

I was chatting with some friends about how Aranea says the Cherubs are an AU in length (The distance between the Sun and Earth), and I decided to check how big the head alone would be if that were the case.

Yeah.

For reference:

Earth’s Diameter = 12,742km

Jupiter’s Diameter = 139,822km

The Sun’s Diameter = 1,391,400km

Cherub’s Head Length = 1,094,102km

Cherub’s Head Width = 436,641km

oh

so calliope shouldn’t go through puberty or everyone’s fucked?

Yes

roxy kisses calliope = Earth C is destroyed