I like to write but it tortures me that there are some scenes that really I’d only be able to communicate with a Homestuck Flash
Tag: i’m out of ideas for a queue tag. this is it btw
Hot adulting tip: make a “responsibilitysona” and roleplay them when you have chores to do
#this is Neurotypical Karen and she enjoys having good sleep hygeine & returning phone calls (via @deadpanwalking)
I find that if I’m wearing Real Adult Business Clothes my worksona can do things like call people and check my inbox, whereas pajamas hellen mostly wants to shovel hamburgers into her face and set things on fire.
I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar
real aradiaposting hours (please click for better quality)
inspired by @maidofsalt for drawing the coolest aradias!
GUESS WHO JUST CALCULATED THE ACTUAL SIZE OF A SNAKE CHERUB’S HEAD.
I was chatting with some friends about how Aranea says the Cherubs are an AU in length (The distance between the Sun and Earth), and I decided to check how big the head alone would be if that were the case.
Yeah.
For reference:
Earth’s Diameter = 12,742km
Jupiter’s Diameter = 139,822km
The Sun’s Diameter = 1,391,400km
Cherub’s Head Length = 1,094,102km
Cherub’s Head Width = 436,641km
oh
so calliope shouldn’t go through puberty or everyone’s fucked?
Yes
roxy kisses calliope = Earth C is destroyed









