I cannot even begin to comprehend this
when you’re playing dnd and haven’t slept for 48 hours
its been like 2 weeks but i just got hit by the realisation that this post isn’t nonsense and i think i’ve deciphered its meaning: its an alignment chart of players based on what alignments they choose for their characters, chaotic neutral fucks up the game the most, so its chaotic evil, etc. it makes so much sense and im a little angry.
villains of homestuck
- sentient chess piece so mad about wearing a hat he goes on a murderous rampage across multiple universes, he eventually becomes part ultimate spirit dog
- alien empress in a latex bodysuit with a trident who speaks solely in fish puns and is also betty crocker
- omnipotent guy with a cueball for a head
- big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg
- alternate version of big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg, as a 13 year old 4chan user who hates women
- a puppet, which is the vessel for big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg’s soul
- guy fieri
- some juggalos specifically the icp
- an alien capricorn clown who can never die
it makes me so mad that this is accurate
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