sollux and eridan represented the tumultuous dichotomy between chads and incels
any timeline where sollux is a chad is a doomed one
sollux valued and respected his friends male or female UNLIKE eridan . sollux was grouchy but not aggressive and even when he squabbled with karkat they made up. sollux was selfless and died a couple times so everyone could succeed. SOLLUX IS A CHAD. someone add the panel where hes getting carried away by feferi and nepeta
only a chad
eridan amporincel:
genocidal complex
thinks magic is fake, collects wands anyway
shitty relationships
had a lesbian make him a White Science Wwand, killed that same lesbian with that same wwand
black-flirted with another lesbian
needs respect women juice
sollux chadtor:
cool glasses
doesnt need weapons
double horns
good friends with karkat despite having discussed with him several times
doesnt flirt with lesbians
has had his respect women juice, as well as a succesful relationship with a woman whose hemotype was far above his
any and all amount of time i spent on this was far too much
The Signs as Things Vin Venture Has Done Aries – Became a literal god Tauros – Flew through the air like a fairy of DEATH Gemini – Survived so many wounds that should’ve killed her Leo – Spent most of her time perched on high parts of rooms and coming in through the window instead of the door Cancer – People worshiped her as the heir to Mist Jesus Virgo -Defeated hundreds of incredibly powerful beserker zombies Libra – Outthought someone who could see the future Scorpio – Killed an immortal god-king Sagittarius – Proposed to her lover while nursing a near fatal wound. Capricorn – Carried around a huge ass sword taller than she was and murdered the generals of an opposing army Aquarius – Killed about 200-300 soldiers because she was confused about her romantic life. Pieces – Befriended the grumpiest, most jaded, and irritated creature on her planet
Ummmm, I’m a Leo and I have literally left classrooms by jumping out the window…. I am offended by the accuracy
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