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// im gonna leave this here because homestuck is pissing me off again

that space game ive been wanting to get allows you to create your own solar systems and planets, so im like fuck it, im gonna make the troll planet(s). and my overachieving ass can’t just make the planet, no, i gotta read up on the canon info about the dim and dark seasons and “third autumn” or whatever the fuck, and try to figure out how this planet has these dim and dark seasons independent of spring, summer, etc, and how our standard four seasons can occur more than once a sweep. and of course ive gotta make a calendar to visualize all of this shit.

based on what i know about planets (because i actually am a nerd who watches space videos on youtube, it’s not just tuna saying that), my best guess so far has been that this planet has a pronounced axial tilt that wobbles very frequently. kind of like what a lot of people think about the Game of Thrones planet. i’m not too sure about the specifics yet, but the visual above is what i came up with last night.

today, i come back on here, and im like, “lemme look this up and see what planets do this in real life.” so i google it, and i read one article, and i go back to google, then i notice that most of the results are about the one same planet. then, i notice what theyre calling this planet.

you want to know what they fucking call it???

Kepler-413b.

of all the FUCKING numbers.

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the kids and memes

john: bottom text, deez nuts, cock and ball torture, dabbing, the risk i took was calculated but man am i bad at math, rick roll,

rose: according to all known laws of aviation, the girl reading this, hey there demons its me: ya boy, harold theyre lesbians,

dave: then perish, fried images, you know i had to do it to em, we are number one, 420

jade: hewwo, loss.png, kermit in a black hoodie, what are you a fukin furry?, SHRIMP. HEAVEN. NOW.

jane: why weren’t you at elf practice, sometimes… things that are expensive… are worse, white lady confused doing complicated math,

roxy: fukin uhhhhhhhh, valid, shidding and farding, begone THOT, cat memes, treat yo self, pee is stored in the balls,

dirk: you have to have a fairly high intelligence to watch rick and morty, お前はもう死んでいる, top 10 anime__, they say you are what you eat but i don’t remember eating __,

hal: BOFA, cursed images, brain meme, the image with the lady in a red dress and the guy turns around to look at her while his girlfriend looks at him upset, mmm watcha say, 69

jake: right in front of my salad, m’lady, smash that mc’fuckin like button, here come dat boi, “everything fine” when really it’s all on fire, leeroy jenkins, “i don’t know what __ is but at this point im afraid to ask”, __dont interact