roxilalonde:

th4nkyoub3n:

roxilalonde:

doc scratch is different from every other villain in homestuck. i read the condesce’s dialogue and, yes, she’s a villain! no doubt. but she’s fun to read, she cracks jokes, she’s entertaining as a concept, and she’s intimidating without being personally frightening. she’s a threat to the characters, not to you. lord english is just fucking funny as a concept even if he is powerful, and he’s not even there for most of the comic, so you’re not afraid of him as a character so much as you’re afraid of the concept of him. the narrative treats him like a force of nature. but doc scratch is deeply, chillingly scary not because he poses a physical threat to the characters, or their journey, not because he’s dangerous in a tangible way to them, but because he’s meant to trigger the audience’s danger sense. odds are, you’ve had a conversation with someone like doc scratch before. you might not have realized it at the time, and you still might not realize it, but for those who do, the way he (an adult) speaks to rose, vriska, and terezi (children, and in particular teenage girls) sets off alarm bells fucking immediately. it’s scary because it’s familiar, and because it’s real. he doesn’t deal in fantastical life-or-death fate-of-the-universe stakes. child predators exist. they’re real. and that’s why doc scratch is so scary.

How come Eridan doesn’t also come off as threatening even though neonazis are also real?

a) eridan is distinct from doc scratch in that reading him as a 1-to-1 allegory for a neonazi is more interpretive than reading doc scratch as a predator. eridan’s ideology is based around fictional bigotry. that makes him less threatening per se because the threat he poses is limited by the fiction of his universe; if eridan were a person, he’d probably be a racist/neonazi/what have you, but he’s not. he’s an alien. so we don’t necessarily think about his bigotry as something pertaining to us. doc scratch, on the other hand, is a child predator. that is a literal description for what he does. he preys on children.

b) eridan is a child. that doesn’t make what he does okay, or make his beliefs any less fucked up, or make the reading of him as a neonazi any less accurate. but it does change the power dynamic between him and the people around him. he has neither the agency nor authority that an adult does, and he spends most of the plot being outnumbered by more competent, more powerful, and less bigoted people. overall, he’s just not presented as a threat to the people around him, until, that is, the very end – by which point it doesn’t matter, since he’s killed immediately afterward.

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askkarkatvoice:

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readysetgigapause:

I just realized that if homestuck were an anime how ridiculous it would be since there’s so many characters with glasses. Just imagine every character with glasses just all gathering in front of Lord English and all together doing the anime glasses shine to make one massive light beam to destroy him.

lizawithazed:

dooplissss:

my favorite homestuck fact is in the alterniabound album toby fox put an elephant in karkat’s theme for no reason other than he thought about how pissed karkat would be if there was an elephant in his theme for no reason

which is a close runner up for me for my favourite Homestuck fact which is that @iambowman almost got kicked out of his apartment for recording the vocals for this at 1am

what videogames the betas + alphas play

ararosecrocker:

John: Likes video games starrin’ them Good Blue Boys like Sonic, Megaman, and Shovel Knight. His tastes are p mainstream for the most part! 

Rose: Loves the Soulsborne games. Enjoys Bioware games but is bitter that you can’t date Morrigan or Tali as a female character. Fond of lore heavy and/or narrative driven games in general. Will absolutely find ways to speedrun/exploit glitches in anything she gets really into. 

Dave: If he’s by himself he’ll either play campy shit like Deadly Premonition or the worst possible indie games he can find for free/under five dollars, otherwise he really only plays multiplayer games with his friends. He will fuck someone up at Mario Kart. Would  probably definitely have a Monster Factory type show with Rose. 

Jade:

Loves everything from Harvest Moon type games to platformers to shooters to rhythm games.

Will play almost anything you put in front of her and will not only excel at it but also figure out a way to add a furry mod to it Jade how the fuck did you make your Ghostbusters MMO character a giant wolf. 

Jane: Loves mystery and puzzle games. She already lived through rl Myst, she’s got pretty much anything you throw at her in the bag. Likes the Layton series, The Witness, The Wolf Among Us (Bigsby, what a man!), and the Ace Attorney series (Mia Fey, what a woman!). Thinks the Nancy Drew game series deserves way more attention than it gets.

Dirk: Keep him away from any game with stats. He mapped out every possible pairing in order to make the Optimal Children in Fire Emblem, breeds the Perfect Team in Pokemon, and god help you if you want to play an MMO with him “just for fun” because he’s got everyone’s equipment already mapped out and hey just so you know you should pick these spells when you level up and hey wait no don’t leave please 

jake: Tomb Raider. Are you kidding me? Tomb Raider. Sure, he also enjoys the Uncharted series and he’ll play the occasional fighting game with a friend, but listen. Lara. Motherfuckin’. Croft. 

roxy: Canonically loves THE NINTENDOS. Absolutely the type of person that will main a character in a video game just because they’re Pink. Would abuse her void powers to create cosplay that she’d persuade her friends into wearing (’omg jane you would be such a cute mei and i could be dva it’s perfect!!!! im a fuckin genius’)

deliverusfromsburb:

JANE: Considering we’re all immortal, at some point we should probably stop celebrating every birthday, if only because cakes can only have so many candles on them before they lose structural integrity.
HAL: Sure, whatever, but there’s no way in hell I’m not going all out for my 69th.
ROXY: niiiiiiiice
DAVE: it would be a waste of immortality if i didnt throw a weed themed party when i turned 420
TEREZI: BL4Z3 1T
DIRK: Trolls have a concept of marijuana memes?
DAVE: no rose and i just trained them to respond that way like dogs
ROSE: I’m looking forward to the big 666 myself.