Aries: The depressed girl who magically loses her depression and becomes happy
Taurus: The shy boy (who ends up being a fuckboy)
Gemini: The computer God (HACKER VOICE… IM IN)
Cancer: The dedicated leader, bossy, fans love him
Leo: The YA novel reader, enjoys the book
Virgo: The character who just always takes care of the other characters
Libra: The Mary Sue
Scorpio: The YA novel reader who hates the book, angrily emails the author ten times in a row and then goes to their house to physically kill the author
Sagittarius: The Strong Man who just can’t get laid
Capricorn: The villain that most fans hate
Aquarius: The villain that most fans want to have sex with
Pisces: The sweet and happy girl that deserved better
remeber when EVERYONE had their DESCRIPTIONS typed in the style of HOMESTUCK INTROS
You don’t remember that at all and frankly you find the notion a bit absurd. You are in fact quite sure that nobody, least of all yourself, would ever have indulged in such a ridiculous and unnecessary affectation.
Yes, you are absolutely and positively one hundred percent convinced beyond any doubt that this probably never happened.
You quickly put the notion out of mind, and resolve to never think of it again.
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