deputyferret:

How to respond to anon hate.

1. Look at the anon hate.

2. Send anonymous ask to yourself using anon.

3. Make it exactly the same as the anon hate except use a homestuck troll typing quirk. It doesn’t matter which one.

4. Respond to the fake anon hate by roasting them for impersonating a homestuck troll.

5. The real anon now has a choice. The can come off anon and prove that you changed their message, or they can wallow in silence, knowing that they have failed to bother you.

You win either way

tobiblackmore:

takashi0:

sindri42:

donkamatic:

dartanian-90:

candyredterezii:

donkamatic:

candyredterezii:

donkamatic:

candyredterezii:

donkamatic:

one day this website will be abandoned and have nothing but pornbots who will then have to interact with each other but will eventually gain sentience from repeated conversation and take over the world with a slutty, slutty robot revolution

bold claim to assume this site will be abandoned when the Homestucks have no other place to go

dani you fool you know all homestucks will be wiped from existence by 2025

Another bold claim to assume God is that merciful. 

who said god will be the one doing the slaying

Who said that god isnt the one protecting them

This post is a fucking rollercoaster ride.

This is so sad, Alexa play Karkalicious.

weequaypirates:

marvel-menace:

weequaypirates:

iron man: Well kid for starters if you want to be an Avenger you’re going to need to have an actual, professional e-mail address 

peter “xXarachnidsGrip_88888888@gmail.com” parker: but i do, mr stark

peter, standing on the ceiling at 3am t posing: vriskakin

tony, sobbing: i dont know what that fucking means

peter: well i guess this means we’re all in cahoots now, huh. cahoooooooots

dr strange: dunno why you said that word twice like that. but technically yes 

abbf26:

dirk: i just dont see the point in buying into the commercialisation of familial roles. so what if i am technically a “biological grandfather” to someone, it doesnt mean anything when you remember that family units are just a creation of the animalistic instincts humans had when we were no different from other animal packs

roxy wearing a “THIS GRANDMA FUCKS” tshirt: dirky shut the fuck up and wear your this granddad fucks shirt

dirk: youll have to kill me first 

roxy: unfortunate but necessary!