a full scale inescapable shitty memetic nightmare, tbh
he just starts endlessly spamming it in between dirk’s long paragraphs of rambling about shit
dave, having an epiphany: my god. everything dirk says is gay. like by definition. by default. i have to tell rose immedia– oh my GOD everything rose says is gay too *dialing roxy’s number* holy shit
the thing about ships like dirkjohn or really any other John-involved mlm ships excluding johnkat, is that no matter how Over It™ Karkat is, I feel like when he finds out John is in fact a homosexual he’s always gonna have a moment of
John: No description, frequently changes his header title to different topical memes
Rose: “I post about crafts, writing tips, and destroying the patriarchy. Go follow my girlfriend.”
Dave: “dave.”
Jade: “jade/16/female (she/her pronouns please! c:) no byf, just be nice, assholes get blocked! check out my art tag!”
Jane: “this is the OFFICIAL blog of the heiress jane crocker, all other blogs in my name are FAKES and their recipes are NOT VERY GOOD!”
Jake: “if you’re here to send me some anon hate, PREPARE TO BE WRECKED!!! *brandishes pistols* >:D”
Dirk: “Pro-Logic. Anti-Dumbass. Future Engineering Major. Expert Swordsman. Days since last callout post: 18.”
Roxy: “roxy’s retro gaming blog! im a 16 year old girl and i could kick your gross neckbeard ass at smash bros ;)))”
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