What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little wriggler? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Alternian Seabarkers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Ternia, and I have over 300 confirmed culls. I am trained in knucklewalker warfare and I’m the top sniperadicator in the entire Imperial armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Alternia, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Prongle? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of laughsassins across the Lawnrings and your Trollhandle is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, grub. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, wriggler. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare prong. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Alternian Imperial Armed Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the stemcluster, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking chagrin tunnel. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, grubbo.
the most insanely cool thing any homestuck character ever did was when terezi drew a chalk outline for her own dead body then laid down and died in it. that was so fucking raw
i feel like “laid down and died” is severely underplaying it because the dying very much came first in the order of things
so not only did she draw that chalk outline but she did it with the exact knowledge of how she would die and collapse, probably using her abilities as seer of mind because what the fuck else are Weird Mind Powers good for if not predicting your own death and making a personalized crime scene aesthetic out of it
some people talk shit about homestuck but i vividly recall a lesbian turning into a vampire before chainsawing a dude in half and re-applying her lipstick with the stains of his blood also she and her god-girlfriend live and get married as endgame so frankly everyone can either back off or step up their game
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