I don’t actually think Jane would put Dirk through the torture of reading his own magnum opus out loud to him, but also, I think it’d be hilarious… anyway… please read detective pony
eridan (obama)
sollux (bipartisanship)
feferi (social welfare programs)
jack (the gop)
jade (reagan)
gamzee (the increasingly dispossessed and disillusioned middle class)
karkat (true leftism)
and most importantly
vriska (vriska)