Tag: fuvk

hypeswap:

rump-roast:

The headcanon of Dirk being vehicle proficient is a fun and popular one, but also consider:

Boy ain’t ever seen a car that wasn’t hundreds of thousands of feet submerged in water and he absolutely does not have the social graces to inherently know to check his fucking blind spot and maybe not cut people off in traffic.

dirk’s gay he cant drive