FUCK – Page 3 – tumblr archive

moonpaw:

1nf1nadam:

here it is. the most cursed alignment chart of 2017

@vriska

hootpoop12:

I made a post a good while back:

which people responded with the funniest shit:

turing-tested:

incel dirk, looking at his failed relationships: how do you do it rose

chad rose, sipping respect women juice out of a porcelain coffee cup made to look like styrofoam: no idea

hellobeau:

Here’s some entirely noncanonical thoughts about xenolinguistics and how things could play out on Earth C if any of this actually mattered.

Skaia was working as a universal translator for all players
of the game. The humans, trolls, and even carapacians were all speaking and
writing in different languages, but Skaia would translate for them for the game
to not immediately crumble. As a part of the General Time Fuckery, Skaia’s translations have been in effect for everyone’s lives since the day the babies first crash landed on Earth.

Then, they win the game. And Skaia isn’t helping them any more.

This becomes a problem on Earth C within days. The longer everyone is separated from Skaia the less and less they can understand each other. It doesn’t take long until the language barrier becomes Earth C’s first significant dilemma.

Keep reading

lizawithazed:

kishona:

roxylalondes:

to-reach-the-farthest-star:

Anish Kapoor ♠ Stuart Semple

the vantablack quadrant

nearly valid troll names

Your name is ANIISH KAPOOR and WOW do you love BLACK, giant beans and HAVING EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO THINGS

touhou12:

sameboot:

attackinspookaprius:

Can one of you homestucks explain why in the year of our lord 2017, sollux appeared in my chemical engineering lecture attached to a haemodialyser

@marycherryboop IM SORRY BUT

thii2 2hiit2 more real than kraft grub2auce

copesetic:

starsprincessjavert:

ladytygrycomics:

frauleinpflaume:

For artists who have problems with perspective (furniture etc.) in indoor scenes like me – there’s an online programm called roomsketcher where you can design a house/roon and snap pictures of it using different perspectives.

It’s got an almost endless range of furniture, doors, windows, stairs etc and is easy to use. In addition to that, you don’t have to install anything and if you create an account (which is free) you can save and return to your houses.

Examples (all done by me):

Here’s an example for how you can use it

Great find, thanks!

OMG HEAVEN!!

Bless you!!!!

http://www.roomsketcher.com/

westerfuck:

For a while my Dave Strider cosplay included $400 Gucci shades I found on the ground at Disneyland and a $60 pair of black Vans I found on the street and honestly I feel it’s the most canon cosplay I ever did