dirk is great because i’ve never seen dirk fans who actually think he’s great. every single fic is just like “Dirk Fucks Up Every Relationship He’s Ever Had Until He Stops Being an Idiot for Five Seconds,” “Dirk Thinks He’s a Master Manipulator But is In Fact Phenomenally Stupid” “Anyone Who’s Ever Spent Five Minutes With Dirk Knows Every Emotion He’s Ever Felt You Aren’t Smooth, Stupid”
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