abbf26:

dirk: i just dont see the point in buying into the commercialisation of familial roles. so what if i am technically a “biological grandfather” to someone, it doesnt mean anything when you remember that family units are just a creation of the animalistic instincts humans had when we were no different from other animal packs

roxy wearing a “THIS GRANDMA FUCKS” tshirt: dirky shut the fuck up and wear your this granddad fucks shirt

dirk: youll have to kill me first

roxy: unfortunate but necessary!

tigermaskbf:

NO SHUT UP SHUT UP IM NOT HEARING THIS

based off of @judeharleys fic dire straights!! with a few phrasing and artistic liberties bc my brain inserted a table where it wasnt supposed to be ahfhsdhcdg god homestuck is almost ten years old please read this fic

snovolovac:

myhomework-is-onfire:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

where’s the fucking notes on this thing this is peak gen z culture

I know every single one of those vines word for word and to defend myself I can say that wasting my life has at least been fun so far

sud0woodo:

friends cast photo

so I went to the Steven Universe wiki just now and

sanctferum:

scenesiiick:

Julius Caesar: haha what’s up with all the knives this is a party guys lighten up

Brutus, and the other 22:

technogodhead:

technogodhead:

its 3 am and instead of sleeping ive been laughing at “terezis nuts” off and on for over 10 minutes jesus christ

this is honestly the funniest picture ive ever seen. never before have i been reduced to tears by two simple words taken wildly out of context

namiko-s:

this is my entry to the

#HIVESWAPCOMICSCONTEST

this week ^^ enjoy

here you go ^^

edit: i fixed the text so that joey knows the difference between her right and her left x’)