ot3:

john like me has incredibly normie taste in anime hes seen the dub of sailor moon and pokemon and shit and thats like IT and dirk is like ok listen ill watch movies with you you watch the same length of time of my tv with me and johns like ok thats fair and they sit down and end up binge watching fullmetal alchemist brotherhood and john gets like REALLY into it and hes like. dirk. dirk. dirk. dirk. dirk. that was so good can we watch more anime

and then dirk is like absolutely sweating because he didn’t think it would go this well and he blew the big guns right out of the gate and so he tries to show john the eva movies but john just hates it and keeps referring to it as ‘the jerkoff robot anime you tried to make me watch’ and dirks pissed because he wasted his one chance