dirk is great because i’ve never seen dirk fans who actually think he’s great. every single fic is just like “Dirk Fucks Up Every Relationship He’s Ever Had Until He Stops Being an Idiot for Five Seconds,” “Dirk Thinks He’s a Master Manipulator But is In Fact Phenomenally Stupid” “Anyone Who’s Ever Spent Five Minutes With Dirk Knows Every Emotion He’s Ever Felt You Aren’t Smooth, Stupid”
only one dirk splinter can be valid at a time: if alpha dirk is valid, no splinter can be. if a splinter is valid, alpha dirk nor any other splinter can be valid. bro strider also can never be valid. solve for x
if only one dirk splinter can be 100% valid at any time, and bro strider can never be valid, all splinters (except bro and whatever splinter is 100% valid) are 0.1% valid at all times(x=0.1)
so if only one splinter can be 100% valid at a time and all the rest can only be 0.16666667% valid when not 100%, and there are 8 dirk splinters* and bro strider can never be valid, that means that the total amount of validity for all splinters is 101.6666669%.
*alpha dirk, lil hal, derse dreamer dirk, trickster dirk, game over dirk, brain ghost dirk, brobot, and bro strider
The issue is that you’re assuming any Dirk can be 100% valid. Have you ever met a Dirk, Hal? We can’t be 100% valid. Ever. Ever.
no only ONE dirk splinter can be 100% valid at a time. if say brain ghost dirk becomes valid while alpha dirk is 100%, alpha dirk IMMEDIATELY becomes 0.16666667% valid while bgd automatically becomes 100% valid
Dirk Strider kills his doubles for Validity
he absorbs their current validity when his doubles die
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