
jane teaches dirk how to bake and then makes him take a commemorative portrait with his first confection

jane teaches dirk how to bake and then makes him take a commemorative portrait with his first confection
im not putting this on my art blog but @roxys i did it anyways
KDKODJSHD NINO I FUCKING LOVE U
lil hal as dirks amazon alexa
dirk: yo lil hal whats the weather
hal: Maybe you confronting your problems instead of running away.
dirk: alright then business as usual. ok
DIRK: *stubs his toe*
DIRK: BUUUUCK!!!! OH MY CELESTIA THIS HURTS

if these arent dirk lyrics i’ll eat my shoes
op the thing is, ALL marina and the diamonds songs are dirk strider songs. thats just how it is!!
youre right. youre so right
dirk tattooing hella jeffs face onto himself: god damn this is so dope. im so fucking cool
dirk strider tattooed a meme onto his shoulder, thinking it was a good idea, then proceeded to tattoo a MATCHING meme onto JAKE’s shoulder, STILL THINKING IT WAS A GOOD IDEA,

“Memes were floating signifiers without signifieds,
meaningful in their meaninglessness. Nobody made memes, they just arose
through spontaneous generation; Athena being birthed, fully formed, from
her own skull.“