Tag: dirk

abbf26:

dave, putting roxys exfoliation mask on for her as she reclines back, he had his nails manicured and had a productive day at the sauna with his older sister: dirk you might find that youre slightly less depressed if you took better care of yourself

dirk, who has drank nothing but orange crush for 4 days and hasnt eaten for just as long, recently had his monthly breakdown of ripping his binder to fucking shreds and has decided that  all of his puppets are fucking stupid only to recreate them in a weeks time crying as he remembers the ones he ruined: sometimes those who are mentally ill are unable to do anything to change their situation dave, but i’d be surprised if you could understand that

roxy, in her zen zone and blasting her fucking chakras: stop eating nothing but doritos

dirk, who hasnt slept in 2 days and has scurvy: stop trying to tell me the best way to live my life. you dont know whats right for me

abbf26:

dirk: i just dont see the point in buying into the commercialisation of familial roles. so what if i am technically a “biological grandfather” to someone, it doesnt mean anything when you remember that family units are just a creation of the animalistic instincts humans had when we were no different from other animal packs

roxy wearing a “THIS GRANDMA FUCKS” tshirt: dirky shut the fuck up and wear your this granddad fucks shirt

dirk: youll have to kill me first 

roxy: unfortunate but necessary! 

landofsomethingsomething:

never forget that not only did dirk strider, upon being ordered to draw pornography of him and his friends, cheerfully agree before realizing caliborn would demand fairly tame imagery, he also expressed interest in reading callie’s fanfiction about them after confirming it was explicitly romantic, and upon being told that said fanfiction was deviant and possibly disgusting he literally said “but that only makes me want to read it more.” incredible. i love him. his palpable disappointment that caliborn didnt want him to draw himself and jake kissing followed immediately by him morosely dragging their scribbled renditions together for an illicit smooch regardless remains one of the most memorable moments in the entire billion word saga to me like he was ready. he was absolutely ready to send self drawn smut of him and jake to all his friends with the excuse of well an angry space alien made me do it, soooo

also never forget that roxy made the art of her and jake her goddamn phone background i love her