egosweetheart:

landofsomethingsomething:

I’m still so mad all these months later that dave wasn’t the one who went and picked up karkat’s non-god-tier ass up from LOFAF to carry him back to the victory platform. it was a perfect opportunity and we could have finally seen them alone together and gotten a glimpse at that dynamic in canon and god damn it it would have been so good

(in related news I’m also mad we didn’t get to see karkat make good on his promise to fist bump john later when he was feeling it)

but seriously imagine dave’s shit eating grin when he shows up and he’s like well bro it’s this or you don’t go through the door what’s it gonna be and karkat is sputtering like oh no… the indignity…. the presumptuousness…… everyone will see… how dare this happen 

i gave it my best shot? heres some tree blood for all y’all