heres MY non sburb au
Tag: beta kids
concept: five legged race, alpha kids vs beta kids. the alpha kids immediately fall over because dirk is trying to lead them but jake and jane are following roxy and thru determination and the power of friendship the beta kids win in like 30 seconds
beta kids spaceship au: john is the captain who hardly ever tells anyone what to do and spends most of his time fucking around making star trek references and hanging out on the hull. rose is the first mate and navigator who actually runs the spaceship, but she has a weekly existential crisis and jade has to take over for her. dave is the communications officer who dicks around at the comms station playing mid-2000s hip hop on the frequency that’s supposed to be reserved for first contact. jade is the medical officer who keeps the whole place together by sheer willpower and fixes everything when it all goes to shit.
alpha kids spaceship au: they all die in the first week because an emergency happens and none of them talk to each other about it












