squid-in-a-party-hat:

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

deliverusfromsburb:

JANE: Considering we’re all immortal, at some point we should probably stop celebrating every birthday, if only because cakes can only have so many candles on them before they lose structural integrity.
HAL: Sure, whatever, but there’s no way in hell I’m not going all out for my 69th.
ROXY: niiiiiiiice
DAVE: it would be a waste of immortality if i didnt throw a weed themed party when i turned 420
TEREZI: BL4Z3 1T
DIRK: Trolls have a concept of marijuana memes?
DAVE: no rose and i just trained them to respond that way like dogs
ROSE: I’m looking forward to the big 666 myself. 

floralmarsupial:

I’m not sure if this is just my own preferences being projected but Dave and Karkat’s personal brand of intimacy feels like it’d be that “no boundaries, no embarrassment, borderline gross out tmi all the time” sort of thing. Barging into the bathroom when the other is using it to excitedly talk about something, constantly asking the other what x smells like/if it smells bad (it does), Karkat keeping tabs on Dave’s moles to make sure they aren’t changing, Dave always trying to get his toes inside of Karkats mouth when he’s least expecting it.

Then you have Rosemary on the flip side with Kanaya waking up in a cold sweat after realizing it’s been 7 years and Rose still hasn’t farted in front of her.


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lacefuneral:

reisz:

unarguably the funniest moment in the entire podcast so far

summary (because this audio isn’t edited and has irrelevant filler)

-Taako purchases The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles:A stone which, on a successful Persuasion check, can be traded to anyone for the most valuable thing they have in their possession” for 900 gold.

-He also purchases a book that increases his persuasion skill, and uses it.

-Taako convinces Garfield the Deals Warlock to give him the Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom (an extremely overpowered weapon worth 60,000 gold that Griffin placed in the game as a joke.) for The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles.

-The trade succeeds, and Taako (a wizard who has no use for a weapon like this) immediately straps it to his back, revealing that he purchased it as a fashion accessory.

ot3:

humanstuck au john and vriska comphet date hardcore in their senior year because vriska subconsciously viewed john as incredibly suggestive, malleable, and safe making him the Ideal Boyfriend and john, who is incredibly perplexed by romantic emotions, figured that the fact that every interaction he ever had with vriska left him insanely confused and bewildered was a sign that he was into her 

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