Kanaya: I Could Tell You About My Childhood But You Are Not A Real Therapist
Rose: If I’m not a therapist, then why do I have this copy of Freud’s Biggest Dick Jokes?
Kanaya: Thats Daves
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
pride skellies
you know that kid that had macaroni and cheese being stirred on the stove and he turned to his Mother™ and said “that’s what good pussy sounds like”
does anyone know if he lived
MC who stood up to merula, professors love, advance in every class, duel master, first on the leaderboard ahead of the second person by like 150 points: *breathes*
Prefect: i Do E vE RyT hInG fOR thISSS fU CkiNG HOUSE
I was joining random dating sites and i came across one called “Top Tier” which was apparently only for very rich people with high IQs. Only, there was no vetting process so i figured it was just for pompous assholes who thought they were top tier.
I signed up to see what it was like. The color scheme of the site was yellow on black. You had to select one of three options indicating if you were single or not. I don’t remember what the first two were, but the third one was, “you can go to hell,” which meant that for whichever reason, you weren’t interested in anyone. If you chose this option you couldn’t even search the site, so I backed up and chose a different option.
I found Uma Thurman on the site and jokingly sent her a date request, but she actually accepted and now I had a date with her set for tomorrow evening. I was in a panic because I didn’t want to date Uma Thurman. In the dream, she was known for being mean. I was still stressing about how I was gonna break this date, when I woke up.
again, I really need to read the usernames on this fucking site
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