based off of @judeharleys fic dire straights!! with a few phrasing and artistic liberties bc my brain inserted a table where it wasnt supposed to be ahfhsdhcdg god homestuck is almost ten years old please read this fic
not to homestuck on main or whatever, but this conversation conveys a bunch of shit about being Not Straight that I really can’t, and I love it a lot for that.
Me: “Oh boy! Time to play Friendsim Volume 4!” Me: “Let’s see what’s in store for me, a fellow bronze blood lover who loves Tavros, Skylla, and can’t wait to play Vikare’s route!