good things about griffin mcelroy: created podcasts i love, makes funny videos, is a wonderful guy who i respect and wanna see get even more famous.
bad things about griffin mcelroy: made me pick up the phrase “aw beans”, and now i use it. all. the. time.
peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you 🙂
thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
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vriska’s entire character arc is just. its the trolley problem only instead of picking a way to flip the switch she tries to derail the cart because she thinks she can outsmart it and it flips off of the rails and kills everyone on both paths and also her and shes like. take that trolley problem. i win because i didnt CONFORM to your stupid RULES . bitch.
you fool. you absolute fool. this is a vriska love post.
zodiac signs as shit dave strider says
Aries: my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling
Taurus: you just rigged the thing with an oedipal harness and rode its torso like a log flume ride down a magical rainbow
Gemini: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
Cancer: so lets all just sit back a while and shoot the shit and i do mean empty our clips into the shit, like really pump that turd full of lead
Leo: dudes be worshipping me left and right i cant hardly walk down the street without stepping over torsos of the prostrate
Virgo: btw my name is Akwete Purrmusk hardest buttock in the jungle
Libra: this book is now like our fight fueled ouija board of cock
Scorpio: hey were gonna hunt frogs til you shoot me through the jack
then i die and youve got to make out with meSagittarius: im sure you know what kind of crooked ass baloneyfuck powers she got cant let her turn those against us
Capricorn: no fuck you im not caressing your dream hologram
Aquarius: what is with girls and their universally constant tendency to rip out plumbing fixtures
Pisces: you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively fluffy muppet buttock
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