aroshi-wish:

rosewillow82:

otabckaltyn:

In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

When trump makes you so angry that you ram down the closet door to call out some bs

Gays coming out of their closet to shame the mankind

shakespork:

kaardalaa:

@ people who write fic of siblings: we don’t constantly call each other “big sis” or “little brother” stop doing that

list of things i have called my little brother:

  • nerd lord
  • bitchass
  • bruh
  • my lad
  • boyo
  • bro bro
  • 10 thousand variations of his name

list of things i have never in my life said to my little brother:

  • little brother
  • his actual name

grimelords:

2018 predictions

Space Race 2: China V USA

tumblr database error results in all non-spambot blogs being instantly deleted

world’s first biomechanical horse escapes captivity and runs across the USA and into the ocean

US Senator killed by micrometeorites

alt right twitter boys breaking their own legs to trigger the libs

Guns 2

the new soundcloud genre is just political speeches sped up until they’re incomprehensible

podcast network invents ‘radio’

ventiriliquism comes back in a big way