but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these
Is this the equivalent of americans wearing poorly-translated Chinese/Japanese t-shirts around the early 2000’s? And can i please have every single shirt up there?
WHO THE FUCK IS JESUS
My undergrad alma mater had an exchange program where we had an entire class of Japanese university students spend a year at our school studying in English immersion each year. Which was awesome, they were really cool and they loved to socialize with the American kids.
One of my best friends had one of the exchange students as her roommate; she was about four foot eleven and maybe ninety pounds, and she had a passion for huge platform boots and shirts with English slogans on them. She explained exactly that – it was cool to wear shirts with English lettering on them, even if you didn’t exactly know what it meant (this was in the late 90s/early 00s).
Her absolute favorite shirt was black with BITCH picked out in enormous rhinestones. She’d worn it three times before I asked her if she knew what it meant, and she said she’d been told it meant “Like a baby dog, the cutest dog? A really cute girl puppy.”
So I explained to her that it wasn’t quite an accurate translation, and as I elaborated on what it meant, from “female dog” on up to “a name you call a woman you don’t like” and all the reasons you might call someone that, her eyes got wider and wider until finally she yelled “THAT’S BETTER, THAT’S THE BEST! BITCH IS EVEN BETTER THAN CUTE!”
Called Lily a mudblood, then tried to cover himself by saying that she alone was different from other muggleborns
Didn’t see a problem with his friends performing Dark Magic on Mary MacDonald, compared it to the Marauders pranks
Dropped a tree branch on Petunia
Attacked Remus in PoA whilst he was trying to explain things and literally said the words ‘I’ll drag the werewolf. Perhaps the Dementors will have a kiss for him too’
Continued to refuse to listen to Sirius’s explanation even though he was being compliant and had only once tried to fight back, without magic, after Snape attacked Remus
After he found out he wasn’t actually going to get an Order of Merlin, or have the satisfaction of seeing two innocent men in jail, he exposed Remus as a werewolf
Ripped a photo of James and Lily and Harry being happy and in love and a family in half and stole the half with Lily on it
Actively tried to get the Marauders expelled from Hogwarts
Dumbledore was ‘disgusted’ by his attitude towards James and Harry
Harry distrusted Snape that much he literally thought he was trying to poison Remus
Abused his position as Head of House to unfairly reward points to Slytherin and take points from other houses, especially Gryffindor, far beyond the extent it was shown in the movies
Told Neville he would feed Trevor Neville’s failed potion so the possibly fatal results would teach him a lesson
Mocked Tonks when her Patronus changed, despite the fact his also changed to match Lily’s
Insulted Hermione’s appearance and told her he didn’t see any difference after Draco cursed her teeth to grow and then watched as she ran out crying
i never understood the pain of a homestuck-dominated tumblr but now i am crippled by fear at the sheer extent of how much i dont know what the fuck is going on
The Homestucks arise again and a new generation of tumblr users learn the true meaning of fear.
Oh sweet summer child, this is but a faint murmur of Homestuck nonsense. A sparse, spare dusting of hemospectrum zodiac bullshit. A fragile echo of fantrolls and children in grey bodypaint.
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