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spookyscaryrustblood:

turntechgodfucker:

spookyscaryrustblood:

thimgs i hope happen in new troll call updates: trolls w dyed hair/hair other than black. a canon albino troll. maybe more seadwellers. trolls w 3 or 1 horns. literally anything youd have called a mary sue in 2013 becoming canon. its my dream

i agree but i hope its ok to add: a canon nb troll

that is more than okay to add my dude

hentired:

hentired:

If you need something to spice up your D&D campaign, tell your DM to use the Spongebob OST

In the tavern?

An awkward conversation with an NPC?

Boss battle????

colds:

depression is like sadstuck but real

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

u can always tell when someones writing a fic about siblings and they dont have any of their own because theyre not constantly calling each other “lil bitch” or telling the other that theyre adopted

if you’re writing a fic about siblings and the other doesn’t try to annoy the one with the intent of nearly being killed youre doing it wrong. siblings are for irritating but also for loving and if you’re going to write a fic about siblings please understand that siblings are just practice for when you have an archnemisis

doomybot:

neopets-hentai:

curlicuecal:

zenyattasperceptrons:

😭

holy shit SLAIN

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck

artbyifer:

I’m surprised I havn’t posted this yet.

An abomination for the Tumblr gods, courtesy of these pants and this pose.

that-spoiled-prince:

sage-hendricks:

fluffmugger:

ummmwine:

ummmwine:

ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

god just saw i forgot to put in the last one

Jesus christ I think I’m having a stroke

I’m earnestly crying

This is like trying to narrate a weird dream

rose-ebottles:

happy holidays from the lalonde-maryam household

koobaxion:

dunkstein:

brookerz14:

dunkstein:

koobaxion:

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

I made gift wrap out of this post

@koobaxion

jesus h christ