let’s all take a moment to both appreciate and mourn the fact that terezi wasn’t rose’s patron troll
terezi: YOU SHOULD DO SOM3TH1NG V1OL3NT 4ND 1NCR3D1BLY D4NG3ROUS
rose: welp ¯_(ツ)_/¯ guess i’ll just go destroy a planet ¯_(ツ)_/¯ couldn’t be helped ¯_(ツ)_/¯ taking orders from my creator here guys ¯_(ツ)_/¯ see you all in hell
what im learning from this homestuck reread is that john is ABSOLUTELY gay and him saying hes “not a homosexual” was derived from internalized homophobia
john: accidentally says gay things to or about dave right from the getgo
john: talks about marrying rose soley because karkat told him he had to, and obviously didnt reciproc8 vriskas feelings beyond friendship.
john: takes these early straight romantic hints as “a girl is talking to me which is how its supposed to happen” rather than any real definition of romance
john: reacts much more strongly when romantic hints were about another boy
john: angry and cagey about romance in A6I2 especially when davesprite was brought up
john: makes out with posters of nic cage, described at least jokingly as having a “man-crush” on other doofy male actors (bad taste but w/e)
not to mention coming out and accepting that youre gay could be really easily fit into the “freedom” symbolism of his god tier
john: is gay and obviously overcame internalized homophobia in an incredibly detailed character arc we never got to read
Seriously though, this is like opening up the floodgates of the rage of a thousand suns which can barely be quelled by reason alone and not even close to the thing necessary to bring joy to a new year except the joy of recalling how much I would love to see her burn or to at least imagine a myriad of horriffic ends as I listen to “When Will You Die” on loop only for those fantasies to be dashed because the story has justified her existence and her being and her living and in the the timeline we don’t want nor care about because we spent the least amount of time in it, it is in the fact the worst of all worlds and-
I’m going to shut up now.
speak for yourself i personally love vriska and i also love smoking weed. you should unclench and try both. helps prevent posts like these