homestuck uses seemingly random things/concepts – the zodiac, a deck of cards, billiards, the magic 8 ball – as thematic elements so fucking cleverly it’s almost infuriating
the game over timeline failed because vriska was killed – much like in billiards, you lose the game if you pocket the 8 ball too soon
not to infodump or nothing but imho its even deeper than that, in that by act 7 the entire web of symbolism has been flipped
this is foreshadowed kind of obliquely by one, having chess and pool be exactly the same game in-universe, with sburb taking the form of a collosally complicated game of chess in multiplayer sessions, but taking the form of pool in a single player session, and two, having caliborn switch his king and queen’s appearance, but having them move as if they were the piece they appear to be
vriska appears to be the 8 ball and killing her appears to end their game prematurely, but shes actually the cue ball, and killing her causes a scratch in which she can be placed wherever is most advantageous for the opponent, and english is the 8 ball, and shoving him into the metaphorical pocket that is the black hole from the collapse of the green sun ends the game
what im getting at here is that i fucking h8 homestuck
holy shit
There’s also all the parallels drawn between Snowman(The Black Queen) and Vriska. And of course, while Snowman APPEARS to be an 8-ball, what is killing her circumstantially simultaneous with? A SCRATCH. From the perspective of Caliborn and his Session, it appears to be a victory, but it actually allows his opponents to reposition themselves to best win The Game(like vriscourse says).
It goes significantly deeper than this, since the cueball is also likened to an Egg visually and explicitly. Scratch’s cueball head is the egg from which LE is born, and Dave literally calls Grimbark Jade’s cueball an egg:
Which links the cueball to Homestuck’s pervasive traditions of Gnostic/Christian, Grecoroman, and Egyptian myth. In all of these stories (but in Gnosticism in particular as far as I can tell), there’s a consistent focus on Eggs as a symbol of both destruction and birth, best summed up by a quote from Herman Hesse’s Damien:
The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Who would be born must first destroy a world. The bird flies to God. That God’s name is Abraxas.
(if that sounds familiar, it’s because it also shows up in Revolutionary Girl Utena, another story steeped in Gnostic symbols.)
And let’s not forget that the cueball/egg is also tied to another symbol: That of Homestuck itself.
So symbolically, The Ultimate Juju/Story of Homestuck is at once three things:
1) It is the world that Lord English has created, that the bird (our kids!) must destroy to be born.
2) It is the cueball. Specifically, it is the IDEA of the cueball. Lord English successfully suppreses all cueballs that can hurt him in physical reality, but is ultimately beaten because he cannot stop the power of the IDEA of the cueball, manifested symbolically.
3) It is also, simultaneously, an egg–a symbol of inevitable change. Change, whether it be for himself or the world he created, is, of course, the only thing that Lord English cannot tolerate, so it makes sense to present eggs as a weakness for him.
I’ve written about most of this in my essay on Gnostic myths and how they influence Homestuck, which you can find here.
But one last note: Just as important as how it affects LE is what this means for the characters. Homestuck is arguing that none of its characters have been “born”, constrained as they’ve been within the “shell” of LE’s alpha timeline.
In Act 7, that egg seems to hatch, the shell of the world that constrains it cracking and splintering under the force of the bird’s will.
So what comes next for Homestuck’s characters, if this is meant to be the moment of their birth?
mood. i think rose would actually be like…a really good cook tbh? like. her mom would get all of the ingredients meaning to make these huge dinners and then pass out on the couch, and rose would quietly shuffle into the kitchen and make everything and anything she could–kiddo is patient enough, i think at eight she would’ve adored cooking shows and sit and take notes on julia child. (ACCIDENTALLY RAMBLING UNDER THE CUT)
Look man either pay them or learn art yourself to feed your fat fetish.
bitch 40 for lineart should be the standard, art is a damn luxury and some of these artists need food
@ whatever greyshades is these days, Like I said, they’re kids who don’t know how to haggle.
>Lineart – 2 hours for pencils, 1-2 hours for lines = 3 hours at $40
>$40/3(aprox) = $13/hr – paypal fees and bank transfer fees = 10/hr
>Colour – 2 hours for pencils, 1- 2 hours for lines, 3-6 hours for colour = aprox 9 hours at $120
>$120/9 = 13/hr – paypal fees and bank transfer fees = 10/hr
Art is an extremely specialised skillset that takes anywhere from 5-20 years to develop, costs around 500 minimum entry to be able to create digital art due to requiring a tablet and software, along with enough RAM to run high-layer drawings depending on your program. Thinking you have any reason or right to haggle with someone because you don’t like their prices is some entitled shit my friend. You don’t walk into an autoshop and try to barter with them for their hourly wage and their parts cost, why the fuck would you do it in something else? It’s capitalism, if you don’t like it, don’t buy it but don’t think you have a right to special treatment.
I guarantee you we’d charge hourly if that was a possible standard but because the industry has no standards peope have to charge what will sell and that is ultimately much lower than it really should. Especially considering most of us have standards against drawing furry mpreg vore.
People don’t realize just how cheap commissioned art online actually is. Most of the time you pay the artists minimum wage.
Just think about that for a second.
Where I live, that’s LESS than minimum wage
I know artists who have made it in the comic or otherwise commercial art industry, and they comfortably charge hundreds for their time, talent and name on commissions.That’s the MINIMUM. We’re talking people who can make several hundred dollars per PAGE of narrative.
Get your heads out of your asses and start supporting online freelancers and their dirt cheap pricing—it’s your fault they’re all valued so low to begin with.
Yeah, if you commission an artist,
Make sure you’re givig them what they deserve
Nope. It’s not. The central message is pretty simple. Fighting produces and nurtures Manliness. Manliness includes a tough well trained body, acquiring fight skills that a Man can use to protect himself and those he loves and also acquiring the Moral Virtues such as Humility, Integrity, Selflessness, Self Control and always showing Respect. Manly Men, Men who fight, are GOOD MEN. Nudity is most Manly because clothes, which hide a well trained body on a fighter, goes away. Nude Men are Manly Men. What you will not see here is porn. Yes, there is nudity but no porn nor promiscuity. Porn is very disrespectful to the male body. Man Muscle, Cocks and Balls are Manly and VERY GOOD! Our Consumer Culture has pushed the idea that the male body needs to be covered up, that Men should be ashamed of their bodies, that nudity is bad. What the Martial Culture pushes is nudity is Manly, that a Man should be PROUD of his trained body which is VERY GOOD! I hope that helps. Train and fight! Always seek Manliness! WarriorMale
I love warriormale’s blog and all that it stands for! Stay strong warriormale!
I agree with him but I wish he’d stop saying “cock and balls”
warriormale is a gift
Thank you for the show of Respect.
I am deeply honored.
I say “Cock and Balls” because it’s an “in your face” phrase to make readers realize the aggressive aura of these Manly body parts.
Remember, the Consumer Culture covers them up, hides them and makes Men feel ashamed of them.
Manly Men, Men who fight, are most Proud of their fight skills, Man Muscle and most importantly their Manly Cocks and Balls.
So its a way to get Men to realize just how important these body parts are, as a source of aggression, the creation of new life and the source of Eros, the love of Manliness!
Cocks and Balls are sacred!
Show them great Respect and Honor them!
Train and fight!
Always seek Manliness!
WarriroMale
You are doing gods work my friend
Thank you for the kind words and the show of Respect.
I am deeply honored.
WarriorMale
I would willingly fight beside you in battle but what about transgender men like myself who do not have cocks and balls?
I
often get this question. We fighters welcome all Men, trans and biological, to
join us to train and fight. Fighting produces and nurtures Manliness. Manliness
includes fight skills, a trained and muscular body, and most importantly the
Moral Virtues of Humility, Integrity, Selflessness, Self Control and always
showing Respect for people, places and things. As a Man grows in Manliness, his
love of Manliness grows as well, called Eros. So, if I were you, I’d visit a
few fight gyms to learn more about the Martial Culture. Take a few free classes
to see what fight sports you like. And then take the plunge, join and start
training. You will be so glad that you did! Get back to me with any questions!
Train and fight! Always seek Manliness! WarriorMale
Warriormale is trans inclusive so we can stop giving human pet guy attention and direct it to warriormale who seems to have a better mindset
Thank you for the kind words and the show of Respect.