ultimate-chimichanga:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking home from a party and there were clowns out so I had to pretend to be dead in a ditch and one of them started to eat my nose.

if staff decides to remove poster names this site is going to recede into a puddle of highly caustic, highly concentrated surrealism

nonbinarist:

urulokid:

histry-buff:

lesmiserableslove:

bobavader:

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

Hey quick question what the fuck

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

roxilalonde:

beta kids spaceship au: john is the captain who hardly ever tells anyone what to do and spends most of his time fucking around making star trek references and hanging out on the hull. rose is the first mate and navigator who actually runs the spaceship, but she has a weekly existential crisis and jade has to take over for her. dave is the communications officer who dicks around at the comms station playing mid-2000s hip hop on the frequency that’s supposed to be reserved for first contact. jade is the medical officer who keeps the whole place together by sheer willpower and fixes everything when it all goes to shit. 

alpha kids spaceship au: they all die in the first week because an emergency happens and none of them talk to each other about it

homestucksick:

homestucksick:

homestucksick:

the whackest thing is that people exist in the year of our lord 2018 who are into homestuck and were probably barely five years old when it came out. 

in fact, let’s do a social experiment. homestuck readers: leave the year of your birth and what year you started reading in the tags. i’ll start.

in other news i just discovered that there is a proton of the homestuck community who were there when the comic began. i feel like a fossil. a mere relic of a long forgotten she. keep the answers coming though guys they’re interesting.