The Signs as Things Vin Venture Has Done Aries – Became a literal god Tauros – Flew through the air like a fairy of DEATH Gemini – Survived so many wounds that should’ve killed her Leo – Spent most of her time perched on high parts of rooms and coming in through the window instead of the door Cancer – People worshiped her as the heir to Mist Jesus Virgo -Defeated hundreds of incredibly powerful beserker zombies Libra – Outthought someone who could see the future Scorpio – Killed an immortal god-king Sagittarius – Proposed to her lover while nursing a near fatal wound. Capricorn – Carried around a huge ass sword taller than she was and murdered the generals of an opposing army Aquarius – Killed about 200-300 soldiers because she was confused about her romantic life. Pieces – Befriended the grumpiest, most jaded, and irritated creature on her planet
Ummmm, I’m a Leo and I have literally left classrooms by jumping out the window…. I am offended by the accuracy
trolls asking “what’s ur hemotype?” is such a funny concept to me. “hey u haven’t blushed yet or secreted any bodily fluids and none of your clothes are indicative of your status or those of your quadrants, so like…where do u fall on our oppressive biology based caste system?” absolutely wild
i mean sure w/ trollian these kids PROBABLY have solid ideas of who’s who, but i need y’all to consider like, a goldblood catfishing people pretending to be an indigo. “yeah? send some boondollars to my account and then we can meet chitinous nub to chitinous nub, big boy ;)” types a particularly bored beekeeper. they receive 2000 boons from the seadweller who thinks they’re getting a kismesis. the gold immediately blocks their IP address, deletes their account, and blows up their computer. a perfect crime.
i lose my shit every time i remember that there’s a female yoda named yaddle
every time i see this post i feel inclined to point out that not only did she exist, but in the expanded universe, when she was only a padawan, she survived over a century in an underground torture chamber using only the force and a wooden stick. she literally became one with the force because she had nothing better to do and the only reason she died was because anakin skywalker got himself captured and she had to absorb a bioweapon into herself to save an entire planet. also she liked to sneak sweets into youngling’s cloaks
yaddle
Yaddle’s death was actually super sad and Anakin blamed himself for it *it was kinda him that started that whole chain reaction tho* but everybody loved her she was like the nice but crazy great grandma of the Jedi order
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