Unpopular opinion: lots of people depict Sans to make super edgy jokes in fanon, but honestly Pap would be more likely to do this. Most of Sans’ jokes in-game were puns and whoopee-cushion pranks (so basically pretty clean humor) but when you fight him in Genocide, he gets deadly serious. In contrast, Papyrus makes a Shakespeare reference and an “AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY HEAD!” joke and keeps on smiling as his severed head lays on the ground. The true comedic edgelord is Papyrus

thefloatingstone:

This is absolutely correct and I 100% stan this.

Sans’ jokes are the equivalent of those “joke books” you’d read in 5th grade. They’re so clean as to be incredibly lame and there isn’t one edgy or dark thing about them. The fact that they’re lame and groan-worthy and just plain terrible is the POINT.

Papyrus on the other hand…. I… I don’t know if he MEANS to make dark jokes or not… I think he just… says things??? and they unintentionally end up being hilarious but also kinda troubling???

What even is Papyrus.

jonbutter:

dasha-loses-it:

c-bassmeow:

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

Str8 Ppl from 1950-2010: [assault/murder gay people while keeping them from getting married/having rights]

Str8 Ppl in 2018: this gay online said straight people dress like randomized sims and it hurt my feelings

not-dirk-strider:

“John Egbert was depressed and hated himself in canon and no one seems to talk about it,” I say into the mic.

the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“she’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the 413th row stands: John Homestuck himself.

pynki:

loboselinaistrash:

writingonjupiter:

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

mamadragon404:

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

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fuckmogai:

so this might seem dumb but its helped a lot instead of saying “i wanna die” in normal conversation or like in my head in response to minor inconveniences like even as a joke, saying “i wanna go to bed” has like. improved my life tenfold no joke