The signs as DnD subclasses

rivalfortune:

momnar:

Aries: Wizard, Necromancy 

Taurus: Ranger, Beast master 

Gemini: Sorcerer, Wild Surge 

Cancer: Cleric, War Domain 

Leo: Druid, Circle of the Moon 

Virgo: Paladin, Oath of Devotion 

Libra: Bard, College of Lore 

Scorpio: Rogue, Arcane Trickster 

Sagittarius: Monk, Way of the Open Fist 

Capricorn: Barbarian, Path of the Berserker 

Aquarius: Fighter, Eldritch Knight 

Pisces: Warlock, Old Ones

My other room mate was pissing me off…

zerotheduke:

professorbigspender:

…so I told him of an awesome internet site he’d love.  A short little webcomic he could finish in a half hour, called homestuck.  Every 10 minutes he asks me if it’s almost done, and every 10 minutes I tell him he is.  This has been going on for 3 hours.  He has a math test tomorrow. 

you literally punished someone by telling them about homestuck

atalana:

do you ever just remember that time karkat yelled at kanaya about not holding impromptu amputations everywhere because maybe some people would prefer you ask before you cut their legs off and her response was “impromputations” because i feel like that says a lot about kanaya as a character honestly