englishjakes:

Dirk strider is so dumb. Honestly there is nothing sexy or interesting about him. He wears triangle anime shades. He has a fucking hat on his shirt. He thinks knowing rudimentary philosophy makes him some kind of intellectual badass who is better than everyone else. He wears baggy pants and horse jockey wear. He probably isnt even short enough to be a horse jockey. He has a puppet fetish and a horse fetish and HIS HAIR STICKS UP LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER. HE IS SO UNSEXY. HE IS SO DUMB. I HATE HIM. I hate dirk strider. I loathe him. I despise him. I hate him so much. His orange eyes that looks like… like fire. Hell fire. This fire in my skin. This burning desire is turning me to sin. But its not my fault! Im not to blame. Its not my fault. Why did god make the devil so much stronger than a man? Protect me maria. Dont let the siren cast his spell. Dont let his fire sear my flesh and bones. DESTROY DIRK STRIDER and let him taste the FIRES OF HELL!! Or else let him be mine and mine alone…. I will burn down all of paris if i have to.

daily-karkat:

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Hey guys! im happy to announce that this blog has been giving out some good karkats for a whole year now! can you believe that??? im so glad that i made this blog because of the mods i got to meet and befriend (ily guys), and of course all our followers who send in wonderful asks for us to fulfill and sticking with us for this long

anyway! we decided to do something special for this event, we’re going to hold a: 

                               CONTEST/GIVEAWAY

The winners will get art from the mods, 11 of our mods have decided to pitch in so we’ll be drawing that exact number of winners! Half will be chosen from the art contest, while the other half will be chosen at random from the giveaway
now lets explain more about those shall we?

                                       ART CONTEST

while this is an art contest it doesnt have to be restricted to art only! you can write fanfiction and music as well if thats more towards your fancy! just as long as it has/or is about our boy, karkat!
once you have your entry all ready to go, just go ahead and post it and @ this blog OR @daily-karkat-contest 
if you have any questions about this please direct them to @daily-karkat-contest ! it’ll help us keep track of them better ^^

                                         GIVEAWAY

now maybe youre unable to draw and still want a stab at participating and winning some mod art?? no worries! for this giveaway all you have to do is like this post! it’ll be counted as a single entry, and then be randomly drawn at the end of this event, which is….

                                           April 4th, 2018
two weeks from now!
we cant wait to see what youll all come up with!