Listen. I’m gonna level with you. I’m gonna be straight with you. I’m gonna be up front about this.
I already don’t know what Overwatch is. There’s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I don’t know. And then sometimes if that wasn’t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when I’m getting a handle on what “Junkrat kin discourse” is yall show up with “This is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniper” and then SHE’S part of the Overwatchers. “This is Swedish Beefcake” could yall? not?? I still don’t know what a Hanzo is. I know it’s an insult but I don’t know what it means.
“This is my new doctor OC she hangs out with Angela Mercy her name is Moriarty” yall are just making things up now. no one’s explained the gorilla yet. put the doctor away yall already have like a fucking half angel or something. stop just adding characters to the cast i still dont know what the plot is. whats the plot?? no one ever talks about the plot i just know Soldier 69 and his best friend Anakin Skywalker had a fight about something. is there a plot??? i dont think there is!
I’m pretty sure yall are just playing Super Smash Bros and you’re like “yeah uh huh theres a plot theres lore see Grandma Sniper used to be part of Overwatch the Prequel” but then yall just play 10,000 hours of SSB with 18 Grandma Snipers on the field and two Junkrats going “yeah deep lore”
Whos. Whos even the Turgbjorn guy? What did he do??
If we left animation to the computers (instead of the animators armed with computers) I imagine movies would look more like this.
I used to hang around the Character Effects team a lot, and one day an animator ranted “ALL THE SNAILS IN TURBO ARE FLOATING LIKE 1 MILLIMETER OFF THE GROUND AND WE CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHY”
people act like unfollowing and blocking are these big statements that only hard ass bastards do
i promise you they arent. Ive blocked and unfollowed people for saying they thought toaster strudels were bad. you shape your own online experience. you domt need that negativity. nobody online is worth shit
Me: I wonder if there actually are long-term mental health and societal harm being done with how ubiquitous the internet and digital communication has become
Some Artist: Here’s a picture of phones sucking out people’s souls
Me: y’know what if there are we’ll just all have to die cause I am not throwing in with you
isnt it just fuckin adorbs how dave and karkat picked up each others speech/typing patterns from spending so much time together not only as friends but also boyfriends who kiss and are in love
not really, it’s kind of hard to explain but the way i understand it is that it’s reclaiming femininity as a lesbian? i’m not femme so i’m not really good at explaining it bxhbbdbdb
Femme is gender norm SUBVERTING, butch is gender norm REJECTING.
Butches reclaim their identity by rejecting the norms placed on womanhood by the patriarchy. If men say women must be soft, fragile, and gentle, butches are hard, strong, and assertive.
Femmes reclaim their identity by SUBVERTING the norms placed on womenhood by the patriarchy. If men say women must dress ‘girly’ and have long flowing hair and wear makeup and heels in order to be attractive to men, femmes say “I’ll be soft and beautiful and feminine, but it’s not for you, it’s for other women.”
That’s why butch and femme are lesbian only identities. Not only did lesbians make them, but they are inherently tied up with rejecting men and decentering men in our lives. They’re identities that both revolve around being women-aligned and only attracted to other women-aligned people at the specific and aggressive exclusion of men.
Adding to this, in all seriousness duct tape can work wonders.
When I worked at Walmart, a guy came in really late one night looking for the best duct tape we had. As I directed him to the selection, he told me that his daughter had been in a car wreck and had glass embedded in her feet. Apparently the ER folks said that the small pieces of glass had to kinda work their own way out and that they should use duct tape to help pull them out.
So if you’ve got small, stubborn pieces of glass stuck somewhere (including flesh,) consider duct tape. This can also help with cleaning up the tiny, tiny specks of it that can be missed with sweeping and vacuuming. My dogs broke a mirror in my room like 6+ months ago and I’m STILL finding pieces of glass every now and then. I have the entire area gated off now so the pets don’t get into anything and I’m ok with just cleaning up the glass as I find it since we’re replacing the carpeting soon anyhow, but if you need to clean it up in a hurry cause of kids and animals, try duct tape after sweeping/vacuuming. Even a hair-remover roller thing might help.
And if you’re still not sure, put some rugs over the area. Go to Walmart and get some of the cheap ones, heck even some of their cheap towels in a pinch, just something to place an extra barrier in between glass specks and whatever vulnerable life forms live with you.
tumblr archive 