leafiu:

darthvcder:

“kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-” are none of yall going to acknowledge the shit we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the fucking duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn.

let he who is without sin throw the first stone

If I recall, I’m pretty sure a lot of us were doing this back then…

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

phantoms-lair:

joanielspeak:

krey-9-jorce:

delirious-comfort:

rumple-belle:

worryinglyinnocent:

emospritelet:

robertmarch82:

kedreeva:

I hear a lot of people bitching that they can’t leave kudos multiple times per story, or can’t leave kudos on every chapter, or whatever.

Well, take a page out of this marvelous book, because I swear I’ve never been so happy to receive kudos as waking up to multiple people having done this on multiple chapters on a story I just posted.

The bar just got raised, folks.

Would… would writers be glad to read a comment, that is saying “kudos”? 

We’re happy to get a smiley face, honestly. Leaving another kudos like this is great. Anything that tells us we aren’t just screaming into the void

^^^^^ This. Even the smallest comments are golddust. 

Seconding, thirding, and fourthing all of this. Saying or typing anything is amazing.

writers are happy with anything that isn’t ‘update pls’ when you just uploaded. type the alphabet and we’ll be grinning like fools cuz ‘sames’. 

Dang I know what to do now!!!!

Oh, but you can get creative with your extra kudos! 

LOVE LOVE LOVE!

(✿◠‿◠) – “I heart this so much!!”
⊂◉‿◉つ – “OMG, the surprise was so sweet!
☆(❁‿❁)☆ – “AHH! Love it!”
≧◠‿◠≦ – “All the feels!”
٩(˘◡˘)۶ – “Woot!!”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) – “I see what you did there and/or that smut was on point.”
┑( ̄▽ ̄)┍ – “Sweet praises for you!”
ლ(╹◡╹ლ) – “I love this story so hard, I get tingles when it updates!”
ʘ‿ʘ – “WHat?!”
(●⌒∇⌒●) – “Squee!!”
(❁´◡`❁) – “Oh dear god, cavities!”
(ノ´▽`)ノ♪ – “This made me siiiinnnnnggggg!!”
┏(^0^)┛ – “Happy dance!”
ヾ(^∇^) – “Wonderful fic! Thanks again!”

OMG sadface.

(┬_┬) – “Literally crying, rn.”
(^)o(^) – “Holy moly!” 
(◕﹏◕✿) – “How … how could you do this to me?!”
ಥ‿ಥ – “I’m not crying you are!”

FLAMES!

ᕕ(◉Д◉ )ᕗ – “WTAF?!”
(⊙…⊙,) – “Did yoU JUST.”
ᕕ(˵•̀෴•́˵)ᕗ – “HOW DARE YOU! With my OWN EYES!”
(ノ°Д°)ノ︵ ┻━┻ – “TABLE FLIP, you son-OF-A-!”

I canNOT with you!

(@[]@!!) – “WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL ARE YOU DOING?!”
\(◎o◎)/!– “WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.”
(´・_・`) – “I do not know how I feel about this.”

Assorted.

><((((’> – “This fish is delicious.”

Feedback means everything to fanfic writers and hitting a like or kudos button doesn’t really give that. Even one word reviews do wonders

saying anything, anything at all, is proof there’s someone reading. writers can’t see their audience–like an actor in the pitch dark, the only guarantee they have that anyone’s actually watching is the noise you make

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

kingoftheunderground:

kingoftheunderground:

cakesoup:

kingoftheunderground:

kingoftheunderground:

kingoftheunderground:

kingoftheunderground:

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

please give us updates

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

op will not die of natural causes