@all the kids following me who are going back to school: you can do this! im super proud of you and it doesn’t last forever. you’re gonna do super great and that’s not a guess or a hope, but something i know for an absolute fact
One time, Gryffindor reached exactly 69 house points, and for two whole weeks they managed not to gain or lose any by being as boring as possible. It was finally broken when Hermione was awarded 10 points for some good Charms homework, and Ron was subtracted 20 for yelling “FUCKS SAKE HERMIONE” in response
it happened, only it wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s story
Consider for a moment: Barry Bluejeans using his holy scythe gifted to him by Her Magesty the Raven Queen, Destroyer of Wayward Souls And Guardian of Death, to cut his lawn in jorts
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