senorita-patita:

You know not everything has to be a joke. Sometimes you can just be honest about your feelings and that’s how I see myself, you know? I may not be the most threatening silhouette, but I like to think myself as somebody who can stand up for himself. You know it doesn’t have to be goof goof dildo, I’m out travelling around with the Boner Squad and I never get to say what I’m feeling. I have emotions. It’s not all abracafuckyou and whathaveyou, I have a beating heart! I’m multidimensional!! I’m a fully realized creation! Fuck!