taako–belle:

duck newton’s ‘convincing lie’: nah, so, okay. right, so – the pizza hut sign started to fall – cause of the, weather? and, he ran up there on… a fire escape? and tried to –  push it… with a bat… dammit, nah he just pushed it – and it fell – but then he fell – cause he got shocked. i bet – mmm! i didn;t see, i was, uh, ah, shit! hey fol- hey, guys rewind, i. hey guys rewind a second    ah fuck! i was inside i didnt see   anything! i dont know    thisman! i do know this man. his name – fuck! alright. i uh, i – here      nnnnnn alright so. this man is name is ned and he’s, uh a friend of mine and i don’t know what the hell happened to him but,,, you know this guy. hes always getting into something. i don’t know i was in the building i almost got killed by a pizza hut sign i might be in shock