john gets real into prestidigitation again as an adult and does all those tricks you see on psyche-out clickbait youtube videos and uses it to impress strangers, but it keeps backfiring because people recognize him and think its Real God Miracles
john, crushing a cup full of coffee and having it be dry: hehehe, pretty neat huh?
some fucking hapless stranger: .. ……. God? GOD?? GOD IS THAT YOU??
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