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Vriska, DMing: Your party just ran into a giant monster-

Rose: I roll to seduce.

Vriska: Hold your hoof8easts, Lalonde I didn’t even get to descri8e it yet!

Rose, reluctantly: Okay, continue.

Vriska: Like I was saying, this is a HUGE monster! It towers over everything else in view! Think like…Godzilla but 8IGGER and SLIMIER and with a 8AJILLION MORE TEETH!!!!!!!! It has 8 mouths and-

Rose: I’ve heard enough. I roll to seduce.

Vriska: Seriously!?

Terezi: Y34H, S4V3 SOM3 FOR TH3 R3ST OF US!

Rose: I shall add her to my growing collection of monster wives.

Rose:….

Rose:….

Rose: *dice roll*

Rose: Nat 20.