🌊

purplepurpleunicornsparkle:

purplepurpleunicornsparkle:

landofsomethingsomething:

karkat vantas is one of those people who swims with 3 layers of clothes on and never leaves the shallow end no matter how many times everyone assures him its perfectly safe and no one cares jesus karkat that cant be comfortable come on

 and jake english is one of those people that runs screaming in from the kitchen, bare feet slapping over the tile, and canonballs in completely naked while half the people present clap their hands over their faces and yell incoherently and the other half raise their eyebrows and think “hmm… nice”

jake gives karkat endless shit for being a water ninny and knows he is perfectly safe doing so because karkat will never cross the invisible boundary after about the 3ft line. all he can do is screech and splash, uselessly, like a magikarp

Hello this is the only content I want in my life

Does karkat have water wings I need to know please update me