hustlerose:

pants cat

Finally, a cat with some decency

aei-sb:

polararts:

senpatriarch:

draconian-rex:

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand

Yeah, okay.

sure, I’ll take it

C A N W E N O T

moonnations:

bluesargentsclues:

nuggetemily:

letshearitforthisclown:

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:

When you open a full group chat after leaving it for hours

loravura2:

DAVE STRIDER FOR SENATE JUST MADE MY MORNING

Bupdate,,,,,,,,,, Blease,,, i need more Bavepeta

ask–davepeta:

google: how to say “you’re valid” in american sign language

amalgarn:

anti0ch:

crustrocket:

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

you would not believe your eyes

if 20,000 tethered flies

hoisted my corpse into the sky

ayanak:

hansmadness:

wecansexy:

phasmids:

solfuric:

feastings:

im laughign so fuckign hard at this look at allthe different ways you can be dead

temporarily dead

other deadness attributes

sad face

i love homestuck

nsfw post 18+ only

akaashikelji:

akaashikelji:

akaashikelji:

im 16 so i cant even see this post let alone make it so this will have to wait two years

im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys

i’m 18!

titty